In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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