just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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