She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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