Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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