Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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