I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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