He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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