i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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