Don't you send me to vm
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
