Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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