I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Never joke about your clitoris.
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