Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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