If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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