You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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