Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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