On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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