You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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