Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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