But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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