Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
