Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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