Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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