garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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