What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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