My sheets look like a crime scene.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no you cant smoke seaweed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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