Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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