You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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