Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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