sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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