Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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