dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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