Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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