he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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