HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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