Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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