in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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