ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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