yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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