next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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