Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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