I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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