Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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