Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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