i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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