did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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