Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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