like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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