Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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