Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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