You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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