You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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