dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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