I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
