So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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