I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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