i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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